Nicholas Cage - Adaptation
Okay. But, I'm saying, it's like, I don't want to cram in sex or guns or car chases, you know... or characters, you know, learning profound life lessons or growing or coming to like each other or overcoming obstacles to succeed in the end, you know. I mean... The book isn't like that, and life isn't like that. You know, it just isn't. And... I feel very strongly about this.
Nicholas Cage - Matchstick Men
Look, Doc, I spent last Tuesday watching fibers on my carpet. And the whole time I was watching my carpet, I was worrying that I, I might vomit. And the whole time, I was thinking, "I'm a grown man. I should know what goes on my head." And the more I thought about it... the more I realized that I should just blow my brains out and end it all. But then I thought, well, if I thought more about blowing my brains out... I start worrying about what that was going to do to my goddamn carpet. Okay, so, ah-he, that was a GOOD day, Doc. And, and I just want you to give me some pills and let me get on with my life.
Nicholas Cage - The Family Man
We have a house in Jersey. We have two kids, Annie and Josh. Annie's not much of a violin player, but she tries real hard. She's a little precocious, but that's only because she says what's on her mind. And when she smiles... And Josh, he has your eyes. He doesn't say much, but we know he's smart. He's always got his eyes open, he's always watching us. Sometimes you can look at him and you just know he's learning something new. It's like witnessing a miracle. The house is a mess but it's ours. After 122 more payments, it's going to be ours. And you, you're a non-profit lawyer. That's right, you're completely non-profit, but that doesn't seem to bother you. And we're in love. After 13 years of marriage we're still unbelievably in love. You won't even let me touch you until I've said it. I sing to you. Not all the time, but definitely on special occasions. We've dealt with our share of surprises and made a lot of sacrifices but we've stayed together. You see, you're a better person than I am. And it made me a better person to be around you. I don't know, maybe it was just all a dream. Maybe I went to bed one lonely night in December and I imagined it all. But I swear, nothing has ever felt more real. And if you get on that plane right now, it'll disappear forever. I know we could both go on with our lives and we'd both be fine, but I've seen what we could be like together. And I choose us.
Billy Bob Thornton - Bad Santa
Things are CINECAST!ed up at the North Pole. Mrs. Claus caught me CINECAST!ing her sister, now I'm out on my ass.
Tom Hanks - Cast Away
Hey, you want to hear something funny? My dentist's name is James Spalding.
Paul Giamatti - Sideways
Are you chewing gum?
Jason Patrick - NARC
Oh ho ho! Bagels and guns!
Jamie Foxx - Ray
Baby, when I walk out that door I walk out alone in the dark. I'm trying to do something ain't nobody ever done in music and business.
Ed Norton - 25th Hour
The last girl you picked out special for me had three teeth, all in the back!
Jim Carrey - Me, Myself and Irene
Woa, woa, woa, wooa! Tweak the high end on your emotional EQ, sweetpeak. The funky chicken was Charlie's dance. I'm a tango man myself.
Richard Jenkins - The Visito
Don't Worry. I'll keep my pants on.
Brenden Gleeson - In Bruges
Do you have to? Of course you don't have to. It's Jesus' CINECAST!ing blood, isn't it? Of course you don't CINECAST!ing have to! Of *course* you don't CINECAST!ing have to!
Thomas Turgoose - This is England
I just wondered if you'd like to be my girlfriend. I think you're lovely.
Jack Black - Shallow Hal
You know, there are a few times in a guy's life - and I mean two or three, tops - when he comes to a crossroads, and he's gotta decide. If he goes one way, he can keep doing what he's been doing and be with any woman who'll have him. And if he goes the other way, he gets to be with only one woman, maybe - maybe for the rest of his life. Now it seems that by taking the other road, he's missing out on a lot. But the truth is, he gets much more in return. He gets to be happy. Are you wearing panties?
Ethan Hawke - Before Sunset
I feel like if someone were to touch me, I'd dissolve into molecules.
Denzel Washington - Training Day
To be truly effective, a good narcotics agent must know and love narcotics. In fact, a good narcotics agent should have narcotics in his blood.
Emile Hirsch - Into The Wild
The core of mans' spirit comes from new experiences.
Geoffrey Rush - Quills
If someone would try to walk on water and drowned, would you blame the Bible?
John Cameron Mitchell - Hedwig and the Angry Inch
Don't you know me Kansas City? I'm the new Berlin Wall. Try and tear me down!
Campbell Scott - Rodger Dodger
You drink that drink! Alcohol has been a social lubricant for thousands of years. What do you think, you're going to sit here tonight and reinvent the wheel?